From the stupid file

[Stimpy]

Man Arrested For Allegedly Impersonating Officer

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...-430148823.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand

 

[pro1driver]

Man Arrested For Allegedly Impersonating Officer

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...-430148823.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand

at least speaky the Engy when faking it.

 

[Double Nickle]

at least speaky the Engy when faking it.

Oh God no. It might offend some panty waisted fool. Hahahahahahaha

 

[Stimpy]

man sits on gun, shoots self in *****

https://www.local10.com/news/florid...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

woman hid meth in her buttocks..... I would have thought it to be crack.... but what do I know. ..
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/35795401...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

Fake bills used at Fairfield Victoria’s Secret

http://m.fairfieldcitizenonline.com...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

Out of gas and locked out, confessed truck thief gives up at truck stop

http://www.wthr.com/article/out-of-gas-and-locked-out-confessed-truck-thief-gives-up-at-truck-stop

 

[Stimpy]

What an idiot .....

suspect hands 'Get out of jail free' Monopoly card to deputy

http://www.foxla.com/news/263917390...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

Man Spent 3 Months Behind Bars for Possession of Cocaine That Turned Out to Be Dry Wall

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...e-dry-wall/ar-BBDmaBM?li=BBnbcA1&ocid=UE07DHP

 

[Stimpy]

Serial speeder falls into trap set by Arizona troopers

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news...lls-into-trap-set-arizona-troopers/420486001/

 

[Stimpy]

Woman fakes constipation to avoid arrest

http://www.wthr.com/article/woman-fakes-constipation-to-avoid-arrest

 

[Stimpy]

TSA worker caught stealing cash from bag at Orlando airport

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/tsa-...al&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

Out of gas and locked out, confessed truck thief gives up at truck stop

http://www.wthr.com/article/out-of-gas-and-locked-out-confessed-truck-thief-gives-up-at-truck-stop

When ALL options have been used, route back to square zero.

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

Fake bills used at Fairfield Victoria’s Secret

http://m.fairfieldcitizenonline.com...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

EXCELLENT RESPONSE!!

 

[Cerberus_Kelpie]

TSA worker caught stealing cash from bag at Orlando airport

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/tsa-...al&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

COOL!! When he gets released from his new address, NO COMPANY will ever touch him. WELL DONE!!

 

[Stimpy]

This sounds like a scene from cheech and chong. ..

Man shows up at Lakewood emergency room hauling trash bag full of pot

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/07/1...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

Suspect chewed wires in FHP cruiser

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/ma...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

Woman nabbed for drugs demands them back, is rearrested

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cop-woma...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

Man trapped in ATM slips notes to customers begging for help

http://fox2now.com/2017/07/13/man-t...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[Stimpy]

Woman bites fellow diner at Peter Luger steakhouse in Brooklyn

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...l&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer